Survivor: Palau

Archipela-GO! 02.24.05

Surprise! It's just about the last thing you ever thought you'd see on this site – aside from a column extolling the virtues of Shrek 3, starring Michael Gross and Julianne Moore – another Survivor column! Will wonders never cease?

Brains vs. Yawn 03.10.05

Hey, the plucky, scrappy team that everyone counted out is routinely besting the stronger, younger team with the blonde locks and firm abs! (Feel free to apply this to the third episode of any Survivor series in the last three years.)

9-to-5 03.22.05

Mark Burnett is like a feral cat: you back him into a corner, and he's going to go nuts and lash out. Ulong's repeated failure put him in an uncomfortable position, and now he's upended the whole game to get free!

Cast Away 04.15.05

Hoo! We at onebee sure do take on a lot of pro bono work – probably more than is good for us. But it was the right time to skip a few episodes of Survivor: people left the game in the exact order I would have predicted, anyway.