Thu, September 29, 2011
Spam—8:26 PM
Received the following by e-mail today. I guess I'm still on a mailing list for sitcom tapings since we went to see NewsRadio.
By far the worst offer I've ever received by unsolicited e-mail. It's frustrating to learn that they are still taping episodes of Whitney, but at least it's nice to know that they can't even give the tickets away.
It amazes me that there's such a thing as whitneytickets.com. If you want to be awesome, go there and create a bunch of fake ticket requests so they play to an empty studio. If you want to be a hero for life, actually use your tickets and then whip out a flamethrower as soon as the show starts. Let's make some art!
Joe Mulder — Tue, 10/4/11 2:43pm
The awesomest thing about Whitney Cummings is that she has the balls to claim that she's 29. I'd love to get her drunk and ask her where she was when Kennedy was shot, just to see if she'd slip up and tell me.