Fri, December 5, 2008
With Apologies to Norm Macdonald as Larry King—2:03 AM
-Plaxico Burress has been put on the "non-football" injury list after inadvertently shooting himself in the leg at a nightclub. "Non-football injury?" I don't follow the NFL that closely, but it seems to me that being involved in a nightclub shooting is like the third most common way for a football player to be injured.
-Is it just me, or does anyone else think Revolutionary Road sounds too much like Road to Perdition to be a separate movie by the same guy? It's like if Jim Cameron made a completely different sci-fi movie called Terminate Her: who pays to see that? He's got to be pulling your leg.