Fri, December 2, 2005
Dukes of Hazzard, Unrated—12:46 PM
Warners is pimping the upcoming unrated DVD edition of Dukes of Hazzard during my lunchtime Drew Carey Show on TBS. The TV ad plays like a "Girls Gone Wild" promo, teasing us with scene after scene of jiggly breasts obscured by strategically placed video graphics.
You can believe I added it to the top of my Netflix queue.
But here's what bugs me: obviously Warners is keenly aware of the explosive market for this. So why was the original movie rated PG-13? Capitulation to the culture-war right wingers, that's why. Too bad; I probably would've seen the movie in the theatre if they'd just released the version with the boobs. Now we know who to blame for this year's box-office slump. Once again: Republicans.
(Also, omigod! Today's Drew episode features a Neil Flynn guest spot! Awesome!)
Anonymous Coward — Sun, 12/4/05 12:07am
A cleavage shot is a worth PG-13 rating.
"KOTC" — Sun, 12/4/05 5:44pm
Long live the Republicans!
Anonymous Coward — Thu, 12/15/05 6:28am
hot hot hot that is all i have to say BOOBS ROCK
Anonymous Coward — Thu, 12/15/05 6:28am
i want to f@** jesica simson hard
Anonymous Coward — Thu, 12/15/05 6:31am
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Anonymous Coward — Thu, 12/15/05 6:32am
I love Ashley Simpson hardcore ooops
Bee Boy — Thu, 12/15/05 10:18am
I know this is just someone posting meaningless babble for the hell of it. But I can't say I disagree with anything that's been said here. (Except for Ashlee Simpson – ugh. Although, even that I agree with more than KOTC's contribution.)
It's not often, but occasionally onebee will receive a few posts like "asdf adfkj" from someone who's enjoying the concept of a comment form for the first time, and I'll delete them because they're just ugly distractions that add nothing substantive to the discussion.
But, where to draw the line? Because I really don't want to muzzle anyone expressing an honest viewpoint. I consider it part of my responsibility as an arrogant, outspoken asshole to provide a forum for dissent. I'm proud (giddy even) that we have angry posts like the guy who disagreed with my take on Angels in America, or those who leapt to the defense of Matt Connors.
So, where does something like "BOOO(...)BBBBBBByyyyyys Rock" fit on the spectrum from "askdf" to "I hate you" to "You're awesome"? Technically, it's on-topic.
"Aaron" — Sat, 2/18/06 7:11am
The Movie Did not have enough Boobage Rupublicans Rock!
Anonymous Coward — Sat, 3/3/07 6:35pm
you guys are disgusting