Tue, September 16, 2008
Steve Martin on 30 Rock TV's best show and Earth's best person, together at last! (Lots of fun people are dropping by this season; can't wait to see how they work them in.)
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Tue, September 16, 2008
Steve Martin on 30 Rock TV's best show and Earth's best person, together at last! (Lots of fun people are dropping by this season; can't wait to see how they work them in.)
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Brandon — Tue, 9/16/08 3:00pm
(Passes out.)
Joe Mulder — Tue, 9/16/08 6:39pm
(Draws a penis and balls on Brandon's forehead with a Sharpie.)
Brandon — Tue, 9/16/08 7:39pm
(Slowly comes to, looks around, sees people snickering)
What?
"Mike" — Tue, 9/16/08 11:40pm
Dude, there's totally a Johnson and Man Berries on your forehead.
Brandon — Wed, 9/17/08 1:07am
(Overcome with rage, shakes a fist skyward)
MULDERRRRRRRR!!!
Brandon — Wed, 9/17/08 1:09am
THE END
© 2008 A Krulderwag Joint
"A.O. Scott" — Wed, 9/17/08 2:57pm
Krulderwag are at it again in their toilet-humor filled romp "Steve Martin on 30 Rock." Relying on their traditional paranthetical minimalism crossed with genital humor (this time with a Sharpie, and thankfully NOT a seemingly living donkey as they infamously did in "By the way, did I mention? Fuck Best Buy"), Krulderwag meander through three dim-witted men's reaction to their comedic hero, Steve Martin, agreeing to appear on their favorite show, "30 Rock."
While Joe Mulder's (ulder of Krulderwag) rendition of the male form is "Sharpie-tastic," Brandon Kruse's (Kru) fainting spells have been tapped one too many times for comfort (see "Fringe with Benefits," "The Wayback Machine," and "Oscar Pool" (the 2003, 2006 and 2007 versions). Mike Wagner's (Wag) slack-jawed stater of the obvious is simutaneously a nod to his breakout performance in "Swallowing Debates," and a lazy retread of his recent work in the brilliant, but cancelled Baron Von Chickenpants series.
If you want to see a beautifully drawn penis on a dipshit's head and then see a troglodyte describe it, "Steve Martin on 30 Rock" is this year's "Reagan Robots."
Bee Boy — Wed, 9/17/08 3:04pm
I've been hearing sequel buzz on the gossip blogs all day. Dibs on the merchandising rights!
Bee Boy — Thu, 11/20/08 9:34pm
So far it's just the cold open, and already I never want to watch anything else on TV ever!
Bee Boy — Thu, 11/20/08 9:49pm
Second commercial break. It's only getting better. As soon as this ends, I'm gouging my eyes out to preserve the perfect memory forever. (So much for Blu-Ray!) Should I go white-hot poker, or kitchen fork?
Bee Boy — Thu, 11/20/08 10:04pm
Damn. For a moment I was hopeful about a six-episode arc as Liz's new beau. Nevertheless, genius! And now, this web page is the last thing I'll ever see. Thanks for the final laugh, Krulderwag!
Brandon — Fri, 11/21/08 5:06pm
It was beautiful, just beautiful. I've already watched it twice. Lots of good stuff.
Bee Boy — Fri, 11/21/08 10:28pm
Yeah, I went twice back-to-back. (Take that, Nielsens!) And the great thing is, as fantastic as it was, it was par for the course of 30 Rock season three.
(I'm loving this new Braille web browser.)